ep.18 – Greg Smith

Today we hear a pitch from the legendary Daniel Plainview. No! Not THAT Daniel Plainview! The Daniel Plainview from Ann Arbour, MI. He is the choir director at his church, a real man of God, some might say. But as always, the question still remains. Will the Boys de la Bits pass on this holy opportunity, or will they bite this meaty delicious pitch.

Greg Smith is a comedian/musician known for his performances at many theaters here in Los Angeles including UCB and Second City. You can hear his podcast on Campfire Media called DopeTown 3000.

ep.17 – Miranda Rae Hart

We have an ACTUAL CELEBRITY pitching to us today. It’s Miss Holly Golightly, from Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Her voice…OMG…that voice. Tis either the voice of a beloved angel or a shrew devil. You be the judge! But as always, the questions still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil, two men intrenched in bits, green-light this project? Or, will they give it the old boot?

Miranda Rae Hart is a talented UCB performer. You can catch her on the teams Shimmy and Daddio. You can also check her out on social media:

Instagram: @miranduhhartheartsyou

Twitter: @Miranda_Hart

ep.16 – Ben Goldsmith

Georgia Washington is a peach- the sweetest lady you’d ever meet. Her pitch is, however, not exactly the sweetest. Chasing Blimps a weight loss show that is just as insensitive as it sounds. But the question still remains; will the Bits-Boys green-light the project or give it the old pass.

Ben Goldsmith is an improviser at the Improv Space in Westwood.

ep.15 – Libby Doyne

Shirley Applebees. No relation. She has the sweet voice of a child. All she wants is a big fan. Her show pitch: Big Fan. But as always, the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the show, or will they give it the old PASS?!

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Libby Doyne is a hilarious improviser at the UCB theater and the Improv Space in Westwood. You can read her work at Reductress and McSweeneys.

Libby Doyne: @libbydoyne

ep.14 – Anosh McAdam

Alan Prescott is the oldest man in the world. The. Oldest. Man. In. The. WORLD. And you might say, for better or worse, he is a man out of time. His idea are…a bit…old also. The Bitz Boyz have quite a conundrum. On the one hand, they could green light the project. Now, on the other hand, they could give it the old, “pass.” Will they? Won’t they? Find out!

You can watch Anosh McAdam performing at the UCB theater. He is also a producer for the UCB Podcast Network. 

ep.13 – Bozant Katzakian

Brad Stevenson is a sad dad, and poor sad Brad Stevenson came to Jeremy and Nikhil to pitch a reality show. It’s sad. REAL sad. But as always the question still remains. Will they green light the project, or will they give it the old sad pass.

Bozant Katzakian is a UCB performer. You can catch him on the infamous GHOULISH team MURDER MURDER. Also check out his health/wellness curated workshops called Yoga, Meditation & Building Community Wellness at the UCB Inner Sanctum.

ep.12 – PJ McCormick

Adam is a man who leans…to the…right? Unclear! But one thing is clear, and that is his PITCH!!!

Also, this is unclear! Phew! The Bits Boys are in for it this time. But as always, the question remains. Will they buy the show? Or, will they give it the boot.

PJ McCormick is a Los Angeles comedian/improviser originally from TEXAS, YA’LL!

Twitter: @peejmccormick

ep.11 – Rachel Van Nes

It’s not everyday we take someone off the street, but for Frida O’Chip we make an exception. She has been making waves around town with her hot take on TURTLES. Also, Nikhil had a date??? But as always the questions remains. Will the Bits Boys green light the pitch or will they pass?

Rachel Van Nes is a UCB writer/performer on the Harold Team, Heartthrob. She has contributed for Reductress and McSweeney’s.

Instagram/Twitter: @vannesexpress

ep.10 – Lawrence Marshalian

Henry Martin is a mechanic with a nagging EDGE FOR DRAMA. Do you think being a mechanic is interesting? Let me as you this…do you think being ALIVE is interesting? Well, Henry would ask the same question. Now, his pitch is solid, but will the Bits Boys buy this pitch or thumbs-it-down.

Lawrence Marshalian is a dynamite performer @ the ImprovSpace Theater in Westwood with the team The 400 Cat.

Twitter: @lmarshalian

ep.9 – Scott Thiede

Oh, no! We accidentally took a pitch meeting from….a….MURDERER!!! Margerum Deli Legweak is a self proclaimed murderer of at least her husband, but maybe more! The Bitz Boyz sure did step in it this time. But as always, the questions remains. Will they buy the pitch, or will they send this murderer packin’?

Scott Thiede performs at the UCB theater with his Musical Mess Hall Team “Almost Midnight”

Twitter: @swthiede

ep.8 – Ben Cassil

The Bits-Boyz are hitting all time new lows with this one. Rick Steves comes in to pitch. That’s right, you heard correct, RICK STEVES. Things get HEATED. And as always, the questions still remains. Will they green-light the project, or will they give it the old “pass”?

Ben Cassil is the lovely host of Convince Me on iTunes. You can see him with the UCB team Loserlebrities, or as the co-host for Totally Rad! w/ Alyssa Sabo at UCB.

 

ep.7 – Andrew Lindh

Nikhil Deshpande. Jeremy Schmidt. Two Hollywood producers with dashing good looks to spare. They take a pitch from Tim Palmer, LAUSD substitute teacher and man of the people. The pitch is good, but as always the question still remains. Will they green light the project. Or will they pass?!

Andrew Lindh – UCB performer, 36Hafia, Daddio Improv, cohost of Sketch Idol

ep.6 – Mick Wannenmacher

Drama! Drama! Drama! So much drama today with Nikhil and Jeremy. They take a pitch from Barry Waterbean; an 80s guy. And just like most 80s guys, he is very problematic. As always, the question remains. Will they green-light the project, or will they give it the old, “pass”.

Mick Wannenmacher – comedian, performer, citizen of the world

Instagram – @drmickmach

ep.5 – Zach Pyke

Whoa! Jeremy and Nikhil take a totally rad pitch from the totally rad MIKE BIKE. He’s extreme, eco-friendly and LOVES kicking the rear view mirrors off of cars. But as always, the question remains. Will they green light the show, or will they pass on it.

Zach Pyke – comedian/musician – host of The Bachelor Zone Podcast

Twitter: @TheRealZachPyke

Instagram: @zachpyke

ep.4 – Annabel Seymour

Nikhil and Jeremy take a pitch from Lemon Lamar. She loves her son…a lot. I mean maybe too much? You decide! And as always the question still remains. Will Nikhil and Jeremy green light the project. Or will they give it one of their “patented passes”.

Annabel Seymour – writer/performer UCB / Clubhouse

Twitter: @TrumanShowT

Instagram: @annabelseymour

ep.1 – Veronica Gruba, Elizabeth Reichelt and Eileen Mary O’Connell

Jeremy Schmidt and Nikhil Deshpande take TWO meetings in this inaugural episode; one from Susan Schnickel (a woman selling Herbal Life and obsessed with cruises) and Pip-Pap (a weird tiny non-gender specific creature). But the question, as always, still remains. Will they buy or will the pass?

Elizabeth Reichelt – UCB performer with Rumple, Harold Ramis, Fashion Show At Lunch and sketch team New Hot Dog

Instagram: @lizreichelt

Twitter: @lizreichelt

Eileen O’Connell – house team performer at The Pack Theater – performs with Murder Murder and writer/performer for Top Story Weekly

Instagram: @eileenmaryoconnell

Twitter: @i_Lean

Veronica Gruba – amazing podcast engineer and improv performer with Totally Heather

Instagram: @vtown

Twitter: @vtown